Four obvious reasons why you shouldn't tweet in the toilet

One of the meme's of the big old twitters is the following rule: you shouldn't tweet the fact that you are in the toilet. The space, not the bowl of course. Needless to say why, right. It's gross! Then again, the mere fact you are in the toilet tweeting should have worried you in the first place. Here are four reasons why you shouldn't tweet in the toilet. Four obvious reasons. Yes, this is a duh-moment, thanks for pointing it out.


1. Ever heard of Enterobacteriaceae?

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Hint: it has something to do with feces... You don't want this poo entero-stuff anywhere near your smartphone. For real.

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2. Yes, you've dropped your cellphone in the toilet!

Hung Up

And then you gotta remove those wet stains... You hold that iPhone machine to your face, man! Yuk!

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iFail 7127

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3. You really did think I needed four reasons to make a point, smartypants?!

 

Public Toilet

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4. So don't tweet in the toilet. Just, 'cause I said so!

No Loitering!

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